How did people used to measure long distances, before football fields came into existance?

Please, go ahead and share your thoughts if you have any.

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So, we all know by now how hard to get Osama Bin Laden is playing to George Bush.

But this article really shows how hard to get Osama can be.

“You know, he didn’t mind being hugged, but kisses he didn’t like,” says Jack Thomas, the 32-year-old Werribee father of three who trained under the al-Qaeda leader in Afghanistan just months before the September 11, 2001, strike on the United States.”

Come on Binny Baby, just one kiss please?

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What up what up everyone. So, If you’ve been checking the site lately, you’d see a few new changes.

For one, finally some photos are up. Check them out either by clicking the picture on the right side of the page, or clicking the “Photos” link under where it says “Pages.”

A newsletter function has also been added under “Contact Mike.”

The bio still hasn’t been updated yet, but hopefully it will be shortly.

Coming up this week will be more jokes, videos, and hopefully all if it will make you laugh (at least maybe a chuckle?)

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A few years ago at Cal Poly San Luis Obispo, there were huge riots during Mardi Gras.

Since then, the city has been cracking down during the Mardi Gras weekend, to make sure that what happened in 2004, won’t happen again.

Through their crack down, they released some Public Service Announcemnts.

They were ok, but I took it upon myself to make one of them a lot better.

So take a look at my revamped Mardi Gras PSA

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So each Tuesday, Cal Poly has something called “Free Speech Hour.”

Basically, the student goverment puts a microphone up on stage in the school’s University Union (high traffic place) so that any student can go up there and say whatever the hell they want.

Well, earlier this week, D Train went up and did his thing.

Check it out…D Train at Free Speech Hour

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A wonderous bird flew over the hills one day,

Glorious and majestic he traveled through the valleys and plains.

His wings were broad as he soared and soared

The beauty and grace was more powerful than a lion’s roar.

The same day a man was washing his car window,

He cleaned it high and he cleaned it low.

The glass was beginning to be as clear as can be,

If you looked quickly the window would actually be hard to see.

Now, this story could have been happy but its tragic instead,

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I have realized that my favorite thing about Myspace is finding out that girls who used to like me in high school are now lesbians.

What is more shocking though, is that guys who used to try to kiss me, and ask me out on dates…are now gay.

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Hey so I must appologize for not updating the past few days. I was out of town and not able to get to a computer. As for new things with the site…

Look forward to lots of new videos later this week. I have some that just have a few kinks to work out, and they should be good ones.

Also on the horizon are some photos of me from a video shoot that I did last week, as well as the bio page that is currently being worked on.

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Alright, so when I made the “RanDUMB Thursdays” category, I was expecting quality stuff…and this new video is the epitome of what these days will all be about.

Last night, D Train and I made a little rap for the site. Now, it is a promo and since you are already at the site you probably don’t need a promo, but watch it anyways. Here it is, the Rap Promo

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Here is a haiku that I wrote. I really poured my heart and soul into this one. It goes a little something like this:

Clear turns to yellow

One stream now pitter patter

Drunk man needs more beer

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