My Thoughts: Steps for Peace Tuesday, Mar 28 2006 

I think the world would be a better place if techno music played constantly around the globe.
This way, if people were getting attacked they could use the Tai-Bo and other kickboxing methods that they had been doing.

A Probable Problem Sunday, Mar 26 2006 

A new poll states that 85% of Americans say that global warming is probably happening.

This leads me to maybe think that this sort of could be a problem if the temperature is possibly still rising because of what could be fossil fuels and other most likely harmful pollutants.

My Thoughts: More on Steroids… Thursday, Mar 23 2006 

I always think it is sort of strange that when baseball players are asked if they ever took steroids, they respond with, “Well, all the guys have to do is look at me in the shower and they will know that I was never on them.”

For All You Jews… Tuesday, Mar 21 2006 

My mom told me to take some matzah back to school since Passover is coming.

Her selling point was that it was “Yahuda” brand.

I looked at her and just said, “Oh Mom, Yahuda? That kind tastes like cardboard.”

My Thoughts: The Foreign Media Friday, Mar 17 2006 

What airs on the one English channel in Spanish speaking countries?

*Wellp, it was brought to my attention that in L.A. there are somewhere in the ballpark of 10 Spanish channels. You may or may not know this, but I am from Northern California where there is actually only one Spanish channel. Because of this, I thought that everyone would get the joke that people that speak Spanish are probably forced to just see this one channel if they live in America. Boy oh boy was I wrong though. If you are from Southern California, please either disregard this joke, or pretend how it would be if you just had one really crappy Spanish channel.

In the News: Hot New Book Thursday, Mar 16 2006 

Yeah right Popeye, just spinach…

A True Mystery Tuesday, Mar 14 2006 

Last week at school, my friend Jon said, “Hey Mike look at that guy’s chamo pants. Seriously, who still wears camo pants?”

Only problem was I had no idea what he was talking about. All I saw was a torso.

Rap Promo Outtakes Saturday, Mar 11 2006 

So most of you have seen the rap promo by now, but just know that it wasn’t easy making that.

Check out the Rap Promo Outtakes

Oh and by the way, I haven’t updated for the past few days because I’ve been sick. Lots of ideas are running through my head for new video, and good stuff should be coming on a regular basis, starting within a few weeks…so keep checking back on the site.

My Poetry: Just so Ashamed Wednesday, Mar 8 2006 

Today I felt all girly and lame,

What I did was quite a shame.

I usually sit with the TV going,

Most of the time I don’t even pay attention to what is showing.

Its on while I do things throughout my day,

Don’t know why, I just like it that way.
But today I glanced at the screen and felt like a disgrace to all,

As the TV was sitting on women’s basketball.

My Thoughts: Karate Kids Tuesday, Mar 7 2006 

I want to get in a fight with a 6-year-old that is in karate classes

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