RanDUMB: Seacrest IN(?) Monday, Jul 31 2006 

If you didn’t know already, I live down in South Central this summer at my friends’ house at USC. If you have ever been to South Central, or have heard about it, you would know that it is not exactly the greatest place ever.

Part of that includes graffiti on pretty much everything.

My question though, is why is everything tagged in this city except this billboard?

A Real Revolution? Tuesday, Jul 18 2006 

How long is it going take before the whole world does all the shitty “dancing” from DDR because of how much people play that game?

And also, are people getting conditioned to be able to do the dancing without the arrow directions or what? Cause that seems like it could turn out to be slightly problematic…

In the News: Ohh Girlfrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiend! Monday, Jul 17 2006 

Oprah says that her relationship with her friend Gayle King isn’t a gay a relationship.

But, she says that, “Something about this relationship feels otherworldly to me, like it was designed by a power and a hand greater than my own. Whatever this friendship is, it’s been a very fun ride.”

Oprah then went on to say that, “OK fine, maybe we are gay.”

In the News: A Hero’s Struggle Friday, Jul 14 2006 

Brandon Routh, the new Superman, complained that his makeup in a recent press conference made him look “wimpy”

I have some advice to look a little more manly.

How about you put your tights back on (keep the little to no buldge,) put back on your knee high boots, wear the cape, and put the little curl back on your forehead.

Cause those things wouldn’t make anyone question someone’s manhood.

Show Me the Money Wednesday, Jul 12 2006 

How pumped do you think the guy who invented umbrellas was when people started buying them not just for the rain, but also for the sun!?

My Thoughts: How Crappy Was Sisqo? Monday, Jul 10 2006 

So I just realized that Sisqo’s “Thong Song”( Yes, you remember it and love[d] it) has the lyrics “She had dumps like a truck truck truck” and thats like ideal for him.
What the hell?

I didn’t think anyone would really ever list huge shits as a quality that they are looking for in a girl.

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