April 2009
17 posts
Happy Birthday to Me
Tomorrow is my birthday. I reach the ripe old age of 24 and because of this birthday, I feel like it is necessary that this week’s Guide to Life is all about me.
Now you might be thinking, “Hey Mike, how will this be a Guide to Life if it’s all about YOU!?” Well first of all, stop yelling in all capital letters, and secondly, the answer to that question is easy. You see, I write and you...
Bowling expLANEd.
There are barbarian sports in the world such as football, rugby, and the only one my Jewish mother let me participate in being tennis. On the other end of the spectrum, there’s golf, oh wait tennis (1), and then bowling. Bowling really is the great equalizer among all people and really sometimes easily forgotten as something you and your friends can do.
(1) Rolled ankles to a Jewish mom is like...
Passover Wrap Up
This is a the finale of this
Wellp, Passover officially over and Passover officially is not fun. It all starts out so fine and dandy with family and friends over the traditional Seder, but quickly rears its ugly ahead into bread prohibition which means hunger and suffering. You’d think that since the Jews have suffered enough over history that we wouldn’t have to endure 8 more days...
FYI
Because of the ridiculousness of Passover, there won’t be a normal article today since I have a few more meals left to finish up this holiday.
There will be a full recap of my experience posted later today or tomorrow.
Don't pass over a Passover teaching.
UDPATE 4/15 5:59pm: Here is lunch of Day 7
UPDATE 4/14 9:58am: Here is breakfast of Day 6
UPDATE 4/13 2:34pm: Here is lunch of Day 5
UPDATE 4/12 7:55pm: Here is lunch of Day 4
UPDATE 4/11 9:02pm: Here is dinner of Day 3
UPDATE 4/11 2:00pm: Here is lunch of Day 3
UPDATE 4/10 10:00pm: Here is dinner of Day 2
UPDATE 4/10 2:09pm: Here is lunch of Day 2
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Love baseball...or not (you terrorist.)
To me, springtime means flowers blooming, birds chirping, and spring-cleaning. Sorry, let me cut the crap and start over (1). To me, springtime means baseball and baseball only (2). Now you might have started reading just these first two sentences and thought, “Hey Mike, is your article about baseball? I know NOTHING about baseball and to tell you the truth I think I want you to teach me...