May 2009
3 posts
Pushin' rhymes about weight
I’m white. I’m Jewish. Therefore, I listen to rap music. Interestingly enough, even though I am Jewish, I do go to the gym. I’m not sure what the tie in is between all this but I do know that Ice Cube’s song “Pushin’ Weight” talks about how he, “push(es) rhymes like weight.” By the transitive property of math or something, I’m therefore going to rhyme to you this Guide to Life about pushing...
Guys, don't do brunch
I’m a dude. I eat like a dude. I have my three meals a day and while trying to be healthy, I will have the occasional hamburger or piece of pizza here and there but I don’t ever over do it. I feel like being out of college is the right time to eat well and take whatever responsibility for my life that I can.
While I eat three meals a day, I usually like to keep it this way. I see myself as a...
A Guide to Yo Momma's Day
Mother’s Day is this Sunday and if you forget, your life is pretty much over. Good thing I’m here, as always to save your life from falling into a total pit of despair. This article isn’t about me though, maybe for once, and instead is about your Mom. No, this isn’t going to be a serious of Yo’ Mamma jokes (1), but instead a way for you to make sure that you treat your mom right on Mother’s...