Big statement, not so shocking statement. Saturday, May 19 2007 

Sir,

I understand that you might be living a stressful life in which many people don’t agree with your actions and beliefs, but I think this might be a little too much of an outcry to get every single person you will ever see to finally agree with you.

RanDUMB: Celebrity Look A Like Follow Up Monday, Dec 18 2006 

As a follow up to my post about my celebrity look a likes, I somehow fell across this site…

RanDUMB: Look a Like? Friday, Nov 10 2006 

So, it is not usually my style to post these kinds of things, but I thought this was funny. If you go to www.myheritage.com and put in a picture of yourself, it tells you what celebrities you most look like (or at least tries too.)

Here were my actual results…

RanDUMB: One of My New Fears Tuesday, Aug 22 2006 

I really used to love Kelly Clarkson’s “Since You’ve Been Gone,” but ever since I set that as my alarm every morning, each time I hear it now it scares the crap out of me.

RanDUMB: Thinking GREEN…or Yellow? Monday, Aug 7 2006 

One day I will invent a urinal that won’t splash piss all over your pants.

Either that, or some sort of device that covers your pants, that would just have a little hole in it that you can stick your weiner through to pee out of.

RanDUMB: Seacrest IN(?) Monday, Jul 31 2006 

If you didn’t know already, I live down in South Central this summer at my friends’ house at USC. If you have ever been to South Central, or have heard about it, you would know that it is not exactly the greatest place ever.

Part of that includes graffiti on pretty much everything.

My question though, is why is everything tagged in this city except this billboard?

A Real Revolution? Tuesday, Jul 18 2006 

How long is it going take before the whole world does all the shitty “dancing” from DDR because of how much people play that game?

And also, are people getting conditioned to be able to do the dancing without the arrow directions or what? Cause that seems like it could turn out to be slightly problematic…

Show Me the Money Wednesday, Jul 12 2006 

How pumped do you think the guy who invented umbrellas was when people started buying them not just for the rain, but also for the sun!?

Fine Dining Sunday, Jun 4 2006 

One evening when I have a lot of time and money, I want to go to Panda instead of having to just go to Panda Express all the time.

Time to learn about your store? Wednesday, May 31 2006 

I went into Staples yesterday and asked for a rolodex, and the guy working there said they didn’t carry watches.

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